tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post7279889115363470713..comments2023-11-20T11:50:07.530-08:00Comments on The Party Pony: I Know You Are Out ThereJennifer Prescotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14668379038698377139noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post-21581028075321264932008-08-23T05:16:00.000-07:002008-08-23T05:16:00.000-07:00I just got here.. I guess that makes me number 36?...I just got here.. I guess that makes me number 36?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post-79436853823935224182008-08-12T16:49:00.000-07:002008-08-12T16:49:00.000-07:00Oh I am touched...and deeply gladdened that my ank...Oh I am touched...and deeply gladdened that my ankles pass muster. But who is this varlet who claims to be me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post-91302370141470293922008-08-11T18:57:00.000-07:002008-08-11T18:57:00.000-07:00Dear Pony, This, you hyper-literate trollop, is MS...Dear Pony, <BR/><BR/>This, you hyper-literate trollop, is MS. SHUFFLES! I AM COMING FOR THE SAFFRON. I AM COMING LIKE THE 800 RUSSIAN TANKS IN SOUTH OSSETIA TONIGHT. I AM COMING LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD! THERE WILL BE WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH AT MY APPROACH. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD NAME-CHECK OLD SHEP WHO NEVER HARMED A LAMB. HIS ANGRY FANGED GHOST WILL DOG MY EVERY STEP--AND YOURS TOO, SOON. AND I ENJOYED MY ROLLER-COASTER OF SLUTDOM...THERE, I'VE SAID IT! IT'S TRUE! TRUE! AND MY 46-PAGE NOVEL IS BETTER THAN TURGENEV AND TOLSTOY'S TWO-HEADED LOVE CHILD IN AN ALL-MEAT BURRITO RIDING A 'SLADE THROUGH NEW RO WITH A POSSE OF MANNEQUINS! MY SLENDER AND WELL-FORMED (IF SLIGHTLY FURRY) ANKLES ARE PERHAPS TOO DELICATE FOR SUCH WORK...BUT STURDY ENOUGH TO CARRY ME TO VENGEANCE! ARF! ARF! GAH-POODLE-FA-HACKLE-MIDDEN-DIE-QUONDO! QUOO-AI, NIBODA! BESHIZZLE-MICK! WALK-ERRRR! <BR/><BR/>YRS IN FROTHING MADNESS,<BR/>MS. SHUFFLES, QUEEN OF TIME AND SPACE AND LOST ROMANCEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com