tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post924866838745133616..comments2023-11-20T11:50:07.530-08:00Comments on The Party Pony: SprinklesJennifer Prescotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14668379038698377139noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post-62890499958863984172011-01-23T12:23:38.493-08:002011-01-23T12:23:38.493-08:00"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be n..."If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat". The Tinkle Fairy's plea is reasonable. Yet something tells me that, were I she, repression of this judgment of mankind (that they leave urine for me to clean up) would be the only thing keeping me from dropping my hairdryer into the bathtub after a long, hard day at work. You know, I once dreamt of creating something called a "Herinal", which would facilitate the spread-eagle low-hover that most women prefer whilst minimizing pesky messes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post-26886734262045729092011-01-17T18:40:46.254-08:002011-01-17T18:40:46.254-08:00If I saw this, I would sprinkle directly on it. Or...If I saw this, I would sprinkle directly on it. Or worse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post-65140197393350497322011-01-16T12:19:27.419-08:002011-01-16T12:19:27.419-08:00This passage reminds me of Edith Wharton. Except f...This passage reminds me of Edith Wharton. Except for the urination aspect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3918384375542511734.post-40041744896512447332011-01-14T18:50:11.836-08:002011-01-14T18:50:11.836-08:00Perhaps this is the same woman saluted in the Elvi...Perhaps this is the same woman saluted in the Elvis Costello classic "Veronica"? Perhaps.<br /><br />Whoever wrote this sign, I side with her/him 100%. For I often ask myself:<br />--Why oh why did the previous pooper not flush? Or flush more than once till all resi-doo was gone? Surely they can't all be rabid water conservers.<br />--Why oh why is there so often, sprinkles--YES! sprinkles--of urine on the toilet seat? There are perfectly good urinals for one's urination needs. The only time when one must need urinate into the traditional public toilet from a standing position is if all urinals are occupied (rarely the case for more than 12 seconds) or if one has....issues. Privacy issues, we'll call them.<br /><br />Those with privacy issues, well, I don't wish to overly stereotype them, but, let's say i'd expect them to lift the seat (that's what gentlemen do) or at the very least, as suggested, give it a quick wipedown. Leave it as you found it. Thing 1, thing 2.<br /><br />But no no no. Always a bowl full o' poo, always pee all around the seat. Improve your aim, animals! Where oh where is the decency? Society crumbles.<br /><br />I hear things are worse on the ladies side and I shudder to consider how that might be possible.Jack Silberthttp://saltinwound.comnoreply@blogger.com