A discussion with my five-year-old son at summer camp, after his first night in the cabin:
Mom: How do you like your new cabinmates?
B: Thems are the stupidest people I have ever met!
Mom: They seem nice! Why would you say that?
B: Well, N. farted on a piece of gum before he gave it to me.
Mom: Oh. Did you chew the gum?
B: Well, yeah. It was my first piece of gum ever; come on! OF COURSE I chewed it.
Mom: And what about K.? Is he nice?
B: He's the second stupidest person in the whole world. N. is the first. He's so mean to me!
Mom: What does he do?
B: Well, when I am sleeping in the night, he climbs up to my bed and punches me in the head! I never wake up, but I think he's doing it.
Mom: You said you don't wake up?
B: No, I stay asleep! I'm tired from running around and stuff. He's gotta stop punching me in the head while I am sleeping, though. That kid is a rotten kid.
Note: Both N. and K. were determined to be sweet and decent children, and the three became fast friends.
10 comments:
I die. Thats amazing!
Of course I ates that gum! Gees, mom. ;)
Heehee. SO CUTE! Your kiddos are as charming and comical as you. Thanks for sharing the fun! :)
Ahhh, boys. I lurves them.
Too cute!
My son, whom I call The Boy, says the funniest things too. He's only 3 but he's a riot. ;)
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ROFL! That kid of yours sounds like a hoot. Who needs sitcoms when you've got fun like that going on?
Nice to meet you (I came over from Cherie's blog) ~ your blog is so hip and fun looking. I love it!
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OMG this is my new favorite blog! Killing myself with laughter over here! XD
HAHAHAHA!
I always sleep through getting punched in the head too. Makes it easier!
LOL. Kids rock my socks off!
Yeah, I love my outrageous two boys too. Gross, funny, outspoken.
Mmmm, fart gum. (how was it that was his FIRST piece of gum??? What kind of mom are you?!? ;)
Oh, Hello. *waves* This is my first time here. Nice to 'meet' you. :)
Any blog with a cocktail book and a pony w/ a pickle as a mascot? I'm in. I'm all in.
Have a sparkly weekend,
Lola
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