Sunday, March 11, 2012

Bear Attack!

The most horrifying feature of the photo below is (choose one):

A. The lust for snacks on the bear's awful visage
B. The apparent terror in the child's posture
C. The unwillingness of the photographer to stop what she is doing and rescue the poor child
D. What appears to be a fleshly penis 'tween the bear's legs

I swear upon my honor that this was not photoshopped. Although that is my child, and that is my bear, that is not my wiener.