Sunday, March 11, 2012

Bear Attack!

The most horrifying feature of the photo below is (choose one):

A. The lust for snacks on the bear's awful visage
B. The apparent terror in the child's posture
C. The unwillingness of the photographer to stop what she is doing and rescue the poor child
D. What appears to be a fleshly penis 'tween the bear's legs

I swear upon my honor that this was not photoshopped. Although that is my child, and that is my bear, that is not my wiener.

9 comments:

Angela V. Cook said...

I'm going with "D" (ewww!)

Sam Southworth said...

Great Gawd A-Mighty! What has youse gotten up to down there? This is enuff ta give a fella the gollywoggles.

Jennifer said...

What does it say about me that the "penis" was the first thing I noticed? Shame on the photographer for not saving your child from that well endowed stuffed bear.

cherie said...

*gagsnort*

*milk sprays out of my nose. Prepregnancy days it would be soda, now it's just milk. Pshaw!*

*wipes laptop with sleeve*

*goes off to take a nap and dream about...well, I hope not bears with fleshy appendages, that's for sure*

:D

Jenny Phresh said...

I have NO idea how that weenie showed up! My friend sent me the photo and we were horrified. It seems to be part of my knee??

Catherine Stine said...

Quite amusing. I vote for D. What in h*ll is that dangling appendage? Or you could say the most odd aspect are the bear's mutant legs.
BTW, thanks for the kudos over at Still and Quiet...
I want to read YOUR writing!

Anita Grace Howard said...

ROFL!!

Makes me reminiscent for the days of Grizzly Adams, the well-endowed bear-man. Wait ... what? That wasn't the name of the show?

Bethany C. said...

I think I know that bear...



(I just threw up in my mouth a little)

LisaAnn said...

Penis! Penis! I vote penis!!