Tuesday, February 21, 2012

10 Advertising Taglines for Things That Don't Need Taglines

Ice
It's a lot like water, except frozen. ™

Mosquitos
God made 'em, you sprayed 'em. ™











Morning
What comes around, goes around. You lazy shit. ™

Teeth
Without them, you would look like that old feller on the corner. ™

Breasts
Yes, men really do enjoy them! ™

Air
Air! It's here and there and everywhere! It surrounds your hair! And also your underwear! ™
[soon to be a jingle]

Goats
They eat stuff they shouldn't oughta and look pretty pleased with themselves while doing so. ™

















Boils
Job didn't care for them. You won't either. ™

Fat Cells
They like to get bigger. Donuts help. ™

Dirt
It's like mud, but drier. ™
















17 comments:

Kayeleen Hamblin said...

Thanks for the laugh today. I needed that.

Marewolf said...

LMAO!!! I think the breasts one is my favorite!

A.M.Supinger said...

You made my night. I read this aloud to DH and he choked on a glass of milk. I think some of it came out of his nose. Classic.

cherie said...

Bwahhahahaha! Truly EPIC!!

Anita Grace Howard said...

ROFL! You make my heart happy!

Like A.M. said. Classic Pony Wit!!

Robin Weeks said...

That mosquito pic creeped me out. :) Now if only my book was similarly NOT in need of a great pitch....

And, also, if only I knew if I was supposed to type the upside down word in the "prove you're not a robot" thing from left to right or from right to left.... I'm gonna try it left to right... but right-side-up.

Wish me luck!

Jen said...

You should be in advertising!

This reminds me of the Irish author Brendan Behan, and the story that Guinness paid him to come up with a slogan. After leaving him with a crate of Guinness they turned up the next day and found him surrounded by empty bottles. The slogan he gave them was: "Guinness makes you drunk."

Truth in advertising is a beautiful thing!

Angela V. Cook said...

Hilarious!! I'm especially partial to the goat one ;-)

I agree, you should try your hand at advertising ;o) People get paid big money for coming up with stuff like that!

Andrew Leon said...

Back in college, my best friend and I had campaign going for dehydrated water. You know, just add water.

Jennifer said...

You may actually be weirder than I am....Completely random and hilarious post. Just the way I like them.

Jenny Phresh said...

Thanks, everyone!

Hey, maybe we all need our own personal taglines? e.g.: Mary. Better with butter!

I am my own Don Draper, without the womanizing part. But with some of the drinking part.

tori said...

Jenny Phresh: Way Funnier Than Your Average Not-Funny Person.

Bethany C. said...

I saw nothing about goats who like to prance around in thong PANTIES. I'm just saying...

Marybk said...

Pahahahaha!

Word.

Catherine Stine said...

Love the one about boils. They are so very gross, no matter how you cut it (hahaha).

Carol Riggs said...

Haha, very clever. Hope you're having a great weekend!! (whoa, I'm going to flunk this captcha; why are the word verifications so HARD to read these days? A lot of people are removing them.)

cherie said...

Hey, Pony! I tagged you in a meme because I know you lurves 'em...right? Right?