Time: 6:36 a.m.
Place: Upstairs bathroom
Incident: An almost 3-year-old was standing before the potty, with his pull-up half down and his pajamas soaked in urine. His 4 ½ year old brother stood nearby, looking sheepish. When the authorities questioned what had happened, the younger child confessed that "we tried to cross swords." After a period of intense questioning no further information could be divulged and the offending articles of clothing were removed.
Time: 6:42 a.m.
Place: Master bedroom
Incident: Two young children stormed into the room, whereupon they removed articles of clothing and “mooned” and “flashed” passersby in the area.
“What’s under here?” the smaller one yelled, before pulling up his shirt and revealing his penis. “It is mein winky!”
“I have a surprise for you,” said the older child, and exhibited his naked buttocks. “Now I’m gonna poo on you!” The children were subsequently removed from the room. The shocked victims of the incident refused further discussion and the case was closed.