The Cheese makes contact! The house is rocked as if by a giant explosion. Betty Butterworth loses her pants in the chaos, while Jilly Butterworth loses something more precious...her mind. |
"Look, Jilly! Something's creeping up the veranda! Stop that infernal giggling, you idiot! Have you lost your wits?" |
Then...the stench assails them. It is unearthly. Betty's mind also snaps, like a crisp cracker. Is all hope lost? |
Good God—there is something peering in the window. And it has EYES. Perhaps three eyes in total! |
"Perhaps our fragrant visitors are male, Jilly. Perhaps now is my chance to become a woman. For after all, I am not presently wearing pants." |
Jilly Butterworth is claimed by her new lover. "Pretty blonde lady and Gouda will make excessive love and furry babies. Omgmghphppharggh." THE END. |
10 comments:
Ohmmghghghflgl!
Well done, you comedic genius! Loved it, lol!
Bwahahaha! What a great way to start the new year!
Love love love
XD
*dives over with hugs and riches* PLEASE DON'T FEEL MOROSE! you are a brilliant, glowing orb of hilarity, and Johnny Depp agrees fullbodily. JUST LOOK AT THIS:
"Betty Butterworth loses her pants in the chaos, while Jilly Butterworth loses something more precious...her mind."
I think we should create a sister hood of lovely women with a strange sense of humors! This actually made me laugh out loud. So creative and funny.
Hahaaaa, that is hilarious. I bet you guys had fun!! Very creative. :)
Wish I could have been a fly on the way during this one!
Did I just say "way" in lieu of "wall?"
Not sure if I want to laugh or cut myself. Either way, I was thoroughly entertained :)
love you, freak!
ROFL!!!
I was both appalled and mesmerized ... simultaneously.
Love you and your warped vision, Pony!
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