Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Flash 55 Blog Challenge!


A challenge: Flash us! Trim a blog entry to 55 words max. Say something witty, dimwitted, scatological, eschatological. Direct eyes via “comments” to the slim gams you revealed under that trench. Hide them hamhocks. You can eke out more mileage with ginormous and verbosalicious vocabulary, if it suits, but keep ‘er clean ‘n’ pithy. Yar!
(55 words)


Oh sir, your blog entry is so wee, so compact! But your photo caption is so lardy and fat. Did I mention that captions don't count in the word count? No, they don't! May I mention it again? I feel I have a lot to say here. Blah biddy blah biddy blah. So anyway, he or she who posts the best Flash 55 blog entry in this cockamamie scheme may get a special award from ME! If your picture caption is as painfully rambling as mine is, you will most certainly get extra points. My award will probably be offensive to the eyes and you'll want to tuck it into your sock drawer immediately, away from prying eyes. But hey, why not try to fly close to the sun? Just like that Greek guy with the wings made of wax and bits of gargled cat hair and denuded birds. 



10 comments:

Mary Frame said...

OMG this sounds fun! I'm in! Get ready to be flashed (and get ready to NOT be impressed, because let me tell you, I don't got a lot going on if ya know what I mean)

Crap, now I have to think of something....

Bethany Crandell said...

Oh yeah...the hamster's spinning, now.

Anita Grace Howard said...

Okay, I am SO not surprised who your first two contestants are. ;)

I'm going to stand back on the sideslines and let the pros handle this one. I can't WAIT to see what you gals come up with. Has anyone told Kalen about this? He'd totally be up for it.

Jenny, once again you've outdone yourself. LOL!

Jennifer Prescott said...

I flashed that feller. I told him the witch/soothsayer with the removed gallbladder on a stick with bells made me do it. har har! I await all your posts, yes I do.

Aurora Smith said...

LOL

Bethany Crandell said...

I had a hard time falling asleep last night. I've got an idea percolating away...Yeah, my life is that exciting.

Precy Larkins said...

LOL! Looking forward to the entries ;)

Bethany Crandell said...

Okay, Phresh...I can't figure out how to get my comments to appear below the photo. I've selected that option (the picture with text) when I add a photo, but the text shows up as part of the post.

(I'm trying to play by the rules here. I totally want to win whatever this garbage-worthy prize is you're giving away)

Kalen O'Donnell said...

Challenge accepted! I blame any and all brain hemorrhaging inflicted by this response I'm concocting on Anita!

I dub her, Lady Scapegoat, sirrah!

Bethany Crandell said...

My attempt for the prize is now available for viewing